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Q) How Many Kender Does it Take to Change a light bulb?
A) What light bulb?
Q) How many Elven Princesses does it take to change a light bulb?
A) One. She holds the bulb in the socket, and the world revolves around her.
Q) How many gnomes does it take to change a Thingwhichproducesbrightwhitelightwhenitisconnectedtoadeviceproducingelectricpowerlikethatwhichisusedbybluedragonswhichisusefultoilluminatethingsatnight....oh, nevermind!
A)10. One to actually change the bulb, and the rest to fend off The Committee In Charge Of Deciding Whether A Gnomish, And In The Unlikely Event Other Races Succeed In Constructing One, non-Gnomish, light bulb Which Produces Etc. Is To Be Dismounted Clockwise Or Counterclockwise.
Q) How many gully dwarves does it take to change a light bulb?
A) 2. No more than 2. (holding up 5 fingers).
Q) How many Raistlins does it take to change a light bulb?
A) None. He just mutters "Shirak" and there's light.
Q) How many Caramons does it take to change a light bulb?
A) "Raist, how about some light? Cheers."
Q) How many intelligent kender does it take to change a light bulb?
A) Both of them.
Q) How many Dragonlance "Companions" does it take to change a light bulb?
A) One. Just Tanis. I mean, who else did anything in the Chronicles?
Q) How many Knights of Solamnia does it take to change a light bulb?
A) 3. 2 to argue about The Measure and deck each other and the other to change the light bulb.
Q) How many black-robed magi does it take to change a light bulb?
A) 7. One to fireball the knights, one to go back in time to see how someone else did it. One to change the light bulb, one to smash it up, one to change it again, one to challenge the Dark Queen, and one to sit in the corner being cool.
Q) How many dwarves does it take to change a light bulb?
A) 5. One to hold the lightbulb and 4 to drink until the room spins.
Q) How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
A) 2. One to change, it and one to die nobly in the last chapter.
Q) How many DL authors does it take to change a light bulb?
A) All of them. 2 to change it, and the others to admire it and write The Light bulb Nations Prelude Trilogy II.
Q) How many Silvanesti does it take to change a light bulb?
A) None. The humans burned it out; let them fix it.

Items:
1. Nerf Dragonlance in bright, fluorescent orange.

2. CD entitled "Tanis Half-Elven's Show Tune-o-Rama".

3. "My Little Bozak" with interchangeable costumes (the glittery pink one is the best).

4. Book entitled "Tasslehoff Burrfoot's Guide to Investing and Finance in the Fifth Age".

5. Temporary tattoo of Steel Brightblade on a Harley, emblazoned with the logo, "Momma Didn't Love Me", surrounded by flames and aces of spades.

6. Raistlin doll with string on back that, when pulled, enables doll to cough heavily and say, "You are all fools! I'm going to be a god, ah ha ha!" and "Caramon! Open this jar of pickles for me!"

7. Kitiara's version of "The Rules" (Examples: #4 If he doesn't call after a date, kill him. #12 If he doesn't give you a birthday present, kill him. #22 If he's a dark elf intent on helping your brother rule the universe, kill him.).

8. "Studmuffins of Krynn" pinup calendar.

9. Lyrics and notations for "Elven Metal II: The Grunge Years" with picture of Quivalen Sath in flannel shirt on cover.

10. Berlitz cassettes for the language of magic ("WARNING: Tapes may burst into a fiery ball upon use."


Top 10 rejected items:
10. Wormslayer: Does exactly what it says. Boot heel found to be more effective.

9. Plastic Arm of Ergoth: Cheap, but tended to melt when placed too close to the forge.

8. The Backscratcher of Magius: After making the staff, there was one bronze dragon's claw left over.

7. The Three and a Half inch Disks of Mishakal: Not IBM compatible? No religious enlightenment!

6. Shield of Humor (Huma): Painted to look like a target. Real funny.

5. Flute of Wind: No fun for anyone. Not to be used near a fire.

4. Hummer of Kharas: Useless after it ran out of petrol.

3. Dalamar's Bracelet and Matching Negligee: Can only be worn by those who are evil - and don't wish to be taken seriously.

2. Bupu's Semi-Precious Quartz Crystal: Hurt when thrown. One use only.

1. Library Book of Fistandantilus: Overdue. 300 years overdue. Late fine equal to the Gross National Product of Ansalon.

[Paladin]

Ήταν ένα ευχάριστο read κατά τη διάρκεια του πρωινού μου καφέ στο γραφείο!

Thanks.

...h diarkeia tou prwinou sou kafe einai oso na diavaseis 2 posts? Damn...

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[Paladin]

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